I’m not against people having a good time but I will have a good time watching your car get towed from my lot, you inconsiderate assholes. This is not Mardi Gras. This is just another excuse for underage drinking (heightening your chances of getting caught).
So to whoever the chick with the nice Infiniti SUV is:
Leis are okay but beads are not cute. Do not hang 50 of each from your rear view mirror. Learn how to read. Stop shopping at Old Navy (the most worthless store, ever). Also, do yourself a favor and procure a fake ID so you don’t have to get your kicks at festivals. Maybe I’m just cranky because I’ve had to read about AFRICOM and make assertions, endlessly tethered to my laptop. But hey, I’ve paid my dues.
In my efforts to really start posting more, I’ve provided another misanthropic view of my little world.
Yes, this was a bit grouchy ;) But Gasparilla does suck.
YES IT DOES AND YES I AM. Perhaps I would hate it less if I didn’t live across from “Wings Gone Wild” :(